men and masturbation

Why wouldn't men want to know everything about women. Women know everything about men. They study your every mood. They know men better than men know themselves.

I realize masturbation was a good healthy thing when I read it in a textbook. The author admitted that one day when he had terrible stress and could not relax he had to go home and masturbate. I highly educated intelligent person said this in a textbook, while my mother was telling me I'd get hairy palms. Fuck that. Look at this [he held up his hands palms forward]: if palms got hairy I'd have hair down to the floor.

Men are assholes. They can't help it. They're raised in a society that caters to them. I'm an asshole, too, but I'm working on it.